So when deciding on a beach for Cozumel, ask yourself the followingġ) Do you want an all-inclusive resort or not?ģ) How far are you willing to travel from the cruise pier?Ĥ) Do you want to risk running into Prof. And I had to admit, once again, that she is the superior “Johnson” (name has been changed to protect the guilty – me) woman. Luckily my mother-in-law found a much nicer beach resort that cost a lot less and was significantly closer. That wouldn’t be a problem except that the beach was a 30+ minute cab ride away from the cruise terminal and I’d have to stop at least 6 times on the way back to the ship to pee. I chose an overpriced all-inclusive beach resort in Cozumel that would require I consume something like 15 margaritas to get my money’s worth. So did it live up to the hype? Or go the way of this blog post: “I’ll never get that time back!” How do I Choose the Best Beach for my Day at Port in Cozumel? And use adjectives like “fabulous” to describe it on their website. So if I was going to name a beach resort, I’d call it something like,īut someone thought it was a good idea to name a beach resort in Cozumel just that: Paradise Beach. I’d rather hear, “at least the ship didn’t sink” and “her blog isn’t that bad” than, “the service was slowĪnd the food was cold” and “she calls herself a proffessor, but she can’t even spell professor.”

Tagline for this blog was: your ship may sink and this blog does stink.

There should really be a warning posted at Taco Bell like that one about certain medications and heavy machinery: “please avoid twisting poses after eating this bean burrito.”Īnyway, all through high school and college I prepared myself and my parentsįor unfavorable grades on exams and important assignments by insisting that, “I My flexibility has suffered since I had to quit yoga class and dramatically alter my appearance after my Revolved Triangle Pose resulted in a sound akin to an elephant trumpet and a smell one might associate with her sadly neglected enclosure at the zoo. I’ve always believed in setting the bar low, except when it comes to the limbo, in which case the horizontal bar should be secured at 5 feet 4 inches for the duration of the game so I can pass under it in a fully upright position.

Paradise beach cozumel all inclusive